Diary of a TV Addict
Wilfred: I’ve only been in the ocean once, just after I was born. There were seven of us, stuffed into a sack and tossed into the frigid waters of the Chesapeake Bay.
Ryan: Oh my God.
Wilfred: I panicked, hell we all did. Pawin’ and bitin’ desperately trying to get out of that build-up death trap. I finally broke through. By the time I made it up to the surface, I realized I was the only survivor.
Ryan: …
Wilfred: It was awesome!